OK Third Graders! Here’s your chance to check in with a Virtual Community Circle. Today, we are sharing a funny joke or riddle! If you have one, submit it in the comments below and we can all share a laugh together!
Type your joke in the comment box below! To read other jokes kids have posted, click on the “thoughts”.
Why did the clock get kicked out of the Library? Answer: it kept on tocking!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless!
🙂
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind…it’s pointless!
Great jokes!! I can’t stop laughing 🙂
Mr. Short
If I drink I die,if you feed me I eat.what am I? Answer:fire
What’s white,fury, and shaped like a tooth?
Answer:A molar bear!
Why does Ranch like to dress up?
Answer: because it is a dressing
Question:
What’s blue and not very heavy ?
Answer:
Light blue
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
Why Is Cinderella Bad At Soccer? PART3
Answer: Because She’s Always Running From The Ball.
What did the English book say to the Math book?
ANSWER: You got problems!
PART2
What Has A Head A Tail But No Body?
Answer: A Coin!
Why Do We Tell Actors To Break A Leg?
Answer: Because There’s A Cast In Every Play!
What did RANCH say to KETCHUP?
answer: I am dressing in here!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Owls go
Owls go who?
THATS RIGHT!!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls go
Owls go who?
THATS RIGHTS!!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Answer:Because there’s cast in every play!
knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls go
Owls go who?
That’s right!!!!!!!!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Answer: You’re pointless!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Answer He wanted to be in highschool.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Part #2
What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer:Impasta!!
You are in a full concrete room no windows or doors just two halves of a table how do you escape?
Answer:Put the halves together and make a hole get it? whole sounds like hole! hehehehe!!!
What’s really easy to get into, and hard to get out of?
Answer: Trouble