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Joke of the Day: Why did I throw a clock out of a window? Because I wanted to see time fly! HI TEAM!! No new assignments today. The Persian Wars assignment is posted on Google CLassroom, to be submitted by midnight on Friday. Email me if you have any questions!ulfersk@dearbornschools.org All 7th grade assignments this … Continue reading »

Whoa, it has officially been one month since I saw all of you… 😣 I hope you and your families rested this Spring Break. My break highlights were sleeping in almost everyday, baking (and not burning) muffins and biscuits, and managing to run 4 miles without puking. Whoohoo! Housekeeping #1 (parents!) All of us teachers … Continue reading »

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TWO Jokes of the Day (since it’s Spring Break, we deserve some laughs!) How do you measure a snake? In inches… snakes don’t have feet! Why are mountains the funniest place to travel to over spring break? Because they are hill-areas… (hilarious… get it?!) I know most of us envisioned a different kind of Spring … Continue reading »

Technically, it is April Fools Day. I think we should skip it this year since I already feel like we’re stuck in the middle of a bad joke. On that note… Joke of the Day! What would you not find in a Haunted House? A living room! Reminder! There is an assignment posted on Google … Continue reading »

Hi yall, happy new week! Joke of the Day: Why was the skeleton afraid of everyone? Because he didn’t have any guts! So, with the start of a new week, and almost a new month, we have a new assignment! (I can hear you cheering from here…) Last week we looked at four different types … Continue reading »

Hi there! Joke of the Day: Have yall heard the joke about the skunk? Nevermind, it really stinks. Reminder: The Greek Government video questions are due on Google Classroom by midnight. I have graded several already and they are looking very good. Also, a couple nights ago a few of us Smith teachers had a … Continue reading »

Joke of the Day: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away! Hi team! Reminder, video questions on Greek governments are due tomorrow! Remember to press SUBMIT. If you have questions, email me! ulfersk@dearbornschools.org I have a challenge for yall. Everyone in my house has been getting stressed out … Continue reading »

Joke of the Day: How do you make a dragon angry? Ask them to blow out a candle. Get it?! Because dragons breathe fire!! Hahaha. No new assignments for today. This week’s assignment was posted on Google classroom yesterday. Make sure to submit it by midnight this Friday! Bored? Check out today’s CNN10! https://www.cnn.com/cnn10 Also, … Continue reading »

In honor of classic Michigan weather… Joke of the Day! What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Alright team… new week, new assignment! But first some housekeeping. Housekeeping #1: Food! Smith is distributing student meals starting this week! Students, parents or a family representative can stop by from 10 … Continue reading »