{"id":1239,"date":"2020-04-17T14:30:18","date_gmt":"2020-04-17T18:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/?p=1239"},"modified":"2020-04-17T14:30:29","modified_gmt":"2020-04-17T18:30:29","slug":"friday-april-17th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/2020\/04\/17\/friday-april-17th\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday, April 17th!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Jokes of the Day (two because it&#8217;s Friday!)<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>1)   Why do we tell actors to &#8220;break a leg&#8221;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Because every play needs a cast!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"236\" height=\"277\" src=\"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3013\/2020\/04\/pug-with-a-cast.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1240\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>2)   Why can&#8217;t dinosaurs clap?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Because they&#8217;re dead&#8230; duh!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>These jokes are from yall during our video chats yesterday! \ud83d\ude02 Keep them coming during our chat next week!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was INCREDIBLE seeing\/hearing some of you yesterday! I felt so lucky to be able to joke and laugh with a handful of you. I know some other teachers also had their video chats at the same time as our class, so next week we will find a time when there isn&#8217;t any conflicts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>These video chats are not required.<\/strong> But they make me happy and are a great way for us to check base with each other. So if you CAN make it, please join! I will post next week&#8217;s video chat schedule on Monday, but we will likely meetup on Wednesday of next week! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reminder: the <strong>Persian Wars assignment is due TONIGHT<\/strong> at midnight on Google Classroom. You must click &#8220;Submit&#8221; for me to be able to grade it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The grading scale is below:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"752\" height=\"145\" src=\"http:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3013\/2020\/04\/Online-Grading-scale.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3013\/2020\/04\/Online-Grading-scale.png 752w, https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3013\/2020\/04\/Online-Grading-scale-300x58.png 300w, https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3013\/2020\/04\/Online-Grading-scale-680x130.png 680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And remember, if you are <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">unable<\/span> to complete work because of problems <strong>outside of your control<\/strong>, these assignments will not be held against you and your grade. Just let me know!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Happy Friday, yall! Let&#8217;s ignore the snow and pretend it&#8217;s Spring \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc90<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jokes of the Day (two because it&#8217;s Friday!) 1) Why do we tell actors to &#8220;break a leg&#8221;? Because every play needs a cast! 2) Why can&#8217;t dinosaurs clap? Because they&#8217;re dead&#8230; duh! These jokes are from yall during our video chats yesterday! \ud83d\ude02 Keep them coming during our chat next week! 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