{"id":1193,"date":"2020-03-24T13:15:33","date_gmt":"2020-03-24T17:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/?p=1193"},"modified":"2020-03-24T13:15:42","modified_gmt":"2020-03-24T17:15:42","slug":"tuesday-march-24th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/2020\/03\/24\/tuesday-march-24th\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday, March 24th:"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Joke of the Day:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>How do you make a dragon angry?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Ask them to blow out a candle.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"556\" height=\"594\" src=\"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3013\/2020\/03\/dragon-pug.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3013\/2020\/03\/dragon-pug.jpg 556w, https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3013\/2020\/03\/dragon-pug-281x300.jpg 281w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 556px) 100vw, 556px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Get it?! Because dragons breathe fire!! Hahaha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No new assignments for today. This week&#8217;s assignment was posted on Google classroom yesterday. Make sure to submit it by midnight this Friday!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bored? Check out today&#8217;s CNN10! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/cnn10\"> https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/cnn10<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also, pick up five things from your floor in your bedroom and put them away. Just for fun \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joke of the Day: How do you make a dragon angry? Ask them to blow out a candle. Get it?! Because dragons breathe fire!! Hahaha. No new assignments for today. This week&#8217;s assignment was posted on Google classroom yesterday. Make sure to submit it by midnight this Friday! Bored? Check out today&#8217;s CNN10! https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/cnn10 Also, &hellip; <a class=\"read-excerpt\" href=\"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/2020\/03\/24\/tuesday-march-24th\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2412,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2412"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/kulfers\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}