{"id":1931,"date":"2017-11-25T10:38:45","date_gmt":"2017-11-25T15:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/?p=1931"},"modified":"2017-11-25T10:38:45","modified_gmt":"2017-11-25T15:38:45","slug":"worst-thanksgiving-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/2017\/11\/25\/worst-thanksgiving-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"WORST.THANKSGIVING.EVER."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was so hungry I could eat a horse.<\/p>\n<p>The turkey was as dry as desert dust.<\/p>\n<p>The rock hard bread rolls were screaming for butter.<\/p>\n<p>I definitely wanted to spill the beans (because my sister had a secret).<\/p>\n<p>The only potato was my brother who was a couch potato.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>metaphor<\/li>\n<li>simile<\/li>\n<li>personification<\/li>\n<li>hyperbole<\/li>\n<li>idiom<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>HW: match the five sentences with the figurative language bullets<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>OR (deeper level)<\/p>\n<p>Write your own sentences about your Thanksgiving.\u00a0 Each sentence should use one of the figurative language bullets.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>AND (deepest level)<\/p>\n<p>Add an additional sentence that includes an &#8220;oxymoron&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>BTW &#8230; The sentences are not true at all.\u00a0 My mom is an excellent cook.\u00a0 My family had a great time eating and spending time with each other.\u00a0 My nephew demolished me in Monopoly.\u00a0 How was your holiday?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was so hungry I could eat a horse. The turkey was as dry as desert dust. The rock hard bread rolls were screaming for butter. I definitely wanted to spill the beans (because my sister had a secret). The only potato was my brother who was a couch potato. &nbsp; metaphor simile personification hyperbole&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/2017\/11\/25\/worst-thanksgiving-ever\/\">&raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":132,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-class-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/132"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}