{"id":1492,"date":"2017-03-24T08:40:16","date_gmt":"2017-03-24T12:40:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2017-03-24T08:40:16","modified_gmt":"2017-03-24T12:40:16","slug":"friday-35","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/2017\/03\/24\/friday-35\/","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>My brother wore <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>camouflage<\/strong> <\/span>when he stole my chocolate.<\/li>\n<li>He <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>capitalized<\/strong> <\/span>on the fact that I was sleeping.<\/li>\n<li>He <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>integrated<\/strong> <\/span>the chocolate and some peanut butter to make a sweet treat.<\/li>\n<li>I planned out how to <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>retaliate<\/strong><\/span>.<\/li>\n<li>I was excited about the <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>disillusionment<\/strong> <\/span>he would feel when I took the chocolate back.<\/li>\n<li>He didn&#8217;t like the <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">insinuation<\/span> <\/strong>when I told him he&#8217;d better run.<\/li>\n<li>I felt bad after <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>taunting<\/strong> <\/span>him.<\/li>\n<li>I used <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>eloquence<\/strong> <\/span>to explain to him that he was a donkey.<\/li>\n<li>He <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>shrewdly<\/strong> <\/span>decided to give the chocolate back.<\/li>\n<li>I am now <span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>speculating<\/strong> <\/span>further retaliation.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My brother wore camouflage when he stole my chocolate. He capitalized on the fact that I was sleeping. He integrated the chocolate and some peanut butter to make a sweet treat. I planned out how to retaliate. I was excited about the disillusionment he would feel when I took the chocolate back. He didn&#8217;t like&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/2017\/03\/24\/friday-35\/\">&raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":132,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-class-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/132"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iblog.dearbornschools.org\/dobertn7\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}